Human,
Your last chance,

To stay human.

I met her late, late one night,
Could have been seven, wasn’t looking at the time,

Eight hours passed, til we saw the sunlight,

She’s a riot, taking up my time.

Swapped numbers, took her for a date,

Got on like a house on fire, like a best mate,

Took her to a bar, she liked Chardonnay wine,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

10 weeks, 10 months, 10 years that have passed,

Missed funerals, interviews, and flights for a start,

I never thought that this could ever last,

She’s a riot, playing with my heart.

Sometimes, I wish I’d never asked,

No chardonnay and no first dance,

But then I think again and I think naaaah

She’s a riot, and that’s the best part.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s riot,
messing up my life,

She’s riot, messing up my life,

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.

She’s a riot, and that’s what I like.